Boobs and Brains, or the deprivity of men stranded among other men for too long a period.

Scene: Parade Square. Private S,C,M,J sitting in neat rows and awaiting orders with the rest of the platoon. A platoon of OCTs, Officer Cadet Trainees, marches by, a female OCT within causing much commotion.

S: (Stares at a female OCT marching by)
C: (Observes S's intent look) Whattheheck dude!
S: Hey now, at least she's easy on the eyes then the rest of the dudes here.
C: Easy on the eyes? What, are you blind? If it came to that choice I rather be gay!
M: I would bang anything that moves!
S/C: You would. S: What happened to character and smarts and whatnot? Brains! Thats what attract me!
J: But didn't you go leering at her? Don't tell me were staring at the size of her head?
M: (snicker) Its pretty much flat country we've got there!
S: You're getting it all wrong! I believe in everything, there is a balance. Thus, if a girl's too pretty, she loses out someplace else.
M: I prefer bigger boobs to brains!
C: You would.
J: Actually, I like girls like that too!
S: Is everyone mad? Doesn't anyone appreciate character anymore?
C: ... Too much character is bad for health.
M: And it works for ugly girls too! Cover the top, screw the base!
S: How did this conversation turn out this way?

The OCTs leave for lessons. Our sergeant turns up for our own.

M: Sergeant, would you want that Female OCT to stay on?
Sergeant: No way, her Boobs are far too small.

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EDIT: Unfortunately, this story is based on a true story...

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